kaffers11:

this will always be one of my favorites


solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me




Oh dear, it looks like I started something on your blog :p Sorry!!!

You owe me a ton of fluff for this. Seriously.

I should give you a deadline :P


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve


elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny



edgebug:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

tHIS IS WHAT GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE LOOKS LIKE


joncozart:

queenofmultitasking:

Basically.


fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.