no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
"……………………..he was just…. resting"
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.
oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god
… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ
Am I allowed to find it funny that the chemical that causes arousal/erections is nitric oxide?
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.
This blew my mind
today we studied gender and language, and how language is misogynistic with words like “slut”. so i wrote “fuck the patriarchy” at the top of my page for fun. then we did an exercise on describing colour. for number 1, i wrote “mustard”, because it was a dirty yellow colour. then she moved on, leaving me with these notes:
it just looks like i got really angry about sexism then started a grocery list
FFFFFUUUCK I’M WASTED SOMEONE HELP ME IDK WHAT I’M DOING
"Do you like your present?"
Den swallowed around the thick leather pressing into his throat. It was heavy and the constant pressure of it unfamiliar. It was everything he’d wanted.
Castiel was still watching him, waiting for an answer. He nodded hurriedly, fidgeting a little. He was achingly hard already and his knees were getting carpet burn, but Castiel was still fully clothed and didn’t look like he was going to change that any time soon.
Castiel tugged at the chain and Dean couldn’t help the surprised, choked-off moan that tumbled out.
"Patience is a virtue," Castiel said gently, and smiled. It felt like forgiveness.
Dean tilted his face up subconsciously, his eyes slipping shut when Castiel finally touched him.
Castiel slid his fingers through Dean’s hair, almost petting him, before brushing soft fingertips down his cheek and jawline. He gripped Dean’s chin with surprising strength.
Dean opened his mouth obediently.
- (written by akumastrife)
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
because, you know, why show disabled people doing things
not even a motherfucker
[merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D]